So what do you do if you know someone who owns a Mini? What do you do to them? Do they get to punch everybody they see, or should it be the reverse and we get to punch them every time we see them?
I am not, as of yet, a proud Mini owner. Well, at least not the owner of a Mini that you can actually drive. So as a non-owner (and as someone who has recently lost their mojo and is getting punched on a regular basis) I think non-owners should get to punch the bejesus out of Mini owners. I'm talking like 15 punches to the shoulder.*
Andy thinks this is excessive.
Andy thinks that Mini owners should be exempt. What a softie!
It's not that I don't have a heart. I personally know two Mini owners. I like one of them, I don't like the other. And while the thought of hitting the one that I like 15 times doesn't necessarily appeal to me, it kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside thinking about punching the one that I don't like.
I swear I'm not sadistic.
What do you think, Punch-Mini readers? This rule is not yet set in stone, so have your say and help to influence the world's best in-car game!
*This opinion may change when I buy my gold Mini. Hey I'm allowed to change my mind; call it creative license.
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Well... There is one mini owner that I know of whom I would have a field day hauling off on (dangling participle, I know), but I still think Andy might be on to something here... Sorry.
ReplyDeleteFor one, I'd like to think that perhaps I don't get to haul off on you once you do own a mini (that is drivable). What if... when you see a mini-owner, rather than shaking hands, you each punch eachother? That sounds fair! (And, hilarious to watch...)
My 2 cents.
Me thinks we are thinking of the same one :)
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